just talking to my moms boyfriend, our dog used to always break into his vegetable patch. i just asked if she’d been in it recently, ahah omg. his reply was ‘nah, i reinforced her pen, she’d need a hacksaw to get through. but she can’t use a hacksaw because she’s a dog.’
my chocolate lab is a pedigree n i was just looking at her papers. and just the name that people give their dogs, just retarded. like casey, ( my dog ) her real name is ‘stacey’s something else’, her mom and dad go by the names of ‘drumtochty jacobite’ and ‘lady on the move’.
her grandparents, ‘blackskull dark sensation’, ‘sir dante’, ‘tillicoultry queen of drumtochty’ n ‘otterbrook howie rolo’.
who the fuck comes up with these names ?!?!